salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

big salty

Feeling angry or upset

Bro i’m big salty about how we lost the game

by traptylen November 6, 2020

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

by Desert Bart March 8, 2011