Salty Russ

When you sample the semen of someone who has just eaten seafood .

Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.

Craig: I wish I had ordered it.

Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.

Craig: Mmmmm!

by Kramalama April 27, 2023

salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.

NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch

by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Vagina

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.

Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.

by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

salty scott

The flavor of kilt sweat on your balls

Oh man she tasted my salty Scott after soccer practice the other day.

by E1989 June 26, 2016