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fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
by zabuma March 30, 2009
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Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.
by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010
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Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012
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Raw thouser

Masturbating in a sleeping bag that is in a bed with 2 other men, also in their own sleeping bags, while another man sleeps on the floor.
There was a Mel Brooks movie on so Jason could not stop raw thousering
by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V March 9, 2018
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touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005
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trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes
you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes
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trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
by Kemmy G August 10, 2008
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