People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
by II Duce May 31, 2010
giving a girlsome double penetration
by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003
Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.
Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!
by DJ Break September 10, 2009
A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.
So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!
Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.
Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.
by CheapYuppie December 06, 2007
When a group of coprophiliacs get together and stand in a circle, taking turns "dropping a deuce" (the two, so to speak) on the next person in the circle, who then stands up and continues on with the next person in the circle.
Fred: Let's get together tonight for a Circle of Two.
Jane: I'll bring the laxative.
Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!
Jane: I'll bring the laxative.
Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!
by Armon Vargett April 28, 2010
by Running like bolt April 12, 2019
a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.
That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey
by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008