toys

a stupid dumb thing that kids play with

lets play with the toys johny

by yoobro November 1, 2020

cc toy kd

cinderella (cc)

Cinderella ή αλλιως cc…μια κοπελα απο την Λιβυη/Συρια/Ελλαδα που ετυχε να ερθει Αθηνα 5 μερες να μου «μαυρισει» την ζωη.Την ειδα και επαθα πλακα,δηλαδη πως γινεται να μην σε εχουν συλλαβει ρε μαλακα ενω κυκλοφορεις εξω τοσο ομορφη;;;;;;;Ωρε πας καλα;;;Στο ορκιζομαι μη σε πετυχω εξω αληθεια σου λεω θα σε φασωσω.

Το εχω πει και στην ξαδελφη σου οτι εγω θα ερθω Ροδο(Ροδο μενει) και θα γνωρισω την υπεροχη αυτη μαμα σου πινοντας ελληνικο καφε και καπνιζοντας τσιγαρα στο μπαλκονι.

Shorty shorty

ο γκομενος σου πρεπει να ειναι σιγουρα βλακας αμα σε αφησε μονηηηη

το τερμα εχει φυλακα μα μπαινουνε γκολ τι κι αν εχεις αγορι

αναρωτιεμαι τι σκεφτεσαι τι σε ενδιαφερει τι σε αγχωνειιιιι

τι ρουχα φορας στο τζιμ ποσα κανεις σκουοτ και ποσα σηκωνειιιις

οταν σε πρωτοειδα ειπα οτι εισαι μουναρα αν σε προσβαλα sorryyy

δεν εχουμε ιδεα απο στιβο μα τρεχουμε ολη την πολη

ΦΙΛΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ

omg makari na emoiaza sthn cc toy kd

by ccs’ husband September 15, 2022

toys

me and my brother likes to play with toys and i like cars and muscle cars so i like more then my brother and my brother what's some of my toys and i am going to say know and he has less cars then me and i like more then him and he likes less cars then me and i love my brother so i can give him some of my cars so he can be nice for me when i watch him when he gets back from school and my sister watches me and my brother and my mom is gone half of the day and she comes home at like 3:30 and i get home from school at 2:16 and me and my sister gets home at the same time .

because we like toys and we buy all of the toys.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

Fizzle Toy

A Fizzle Toy is one of the many attention whores that constantly try to publish new entries into Urban Dictionary but they are unfunny, uncreative, and most of all they just make shit up. Even worse, they try to create a monument to someone they hate by using their name as a verb to describe the aspects of the person they hate in a passive aggressive hope they will see what they did and notice them finally.

Hey. Yeah you. The editor reading this. You're a fucking Fizzle Toy. Stop trying to use names for people you know to make up new definitions on Urban Dictionary! Do you have any idea how annoying you are to people that actually contribute? And stop using your little name to try to get famous too you fucking Fizzle Toy!

by sw00p April 29, 2019

Toy

A: A piece of media that often children use for entertainment.
B: When one manipulates another.

Person A: My boy likes to play with toy's
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.

by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019

New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021