Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

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(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

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storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.

Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.

by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010

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Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.

"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"

by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009

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Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.

- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"

by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009

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