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Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
by DikSlam October 2, 2022
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Semen Sisters

When a group of women sleep with the same guy
That group of girls who slept with Brad are Semen Sisters
by Douggivemedome April 23, 2025
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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
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Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
by Abner Anly April 15, 2023
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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
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