Popeye the Sailor Man 

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!

Popeye the Sailor Man by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022

what the chick man 

What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.

DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.

*side eye* “What the chick man

Or

LA: you should leave ace for me

EA: what the chick man?

what the chick man by Dan Te June 27, 2023

a walk with the goat man 

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

a walk with the goat man by platonymous May 10, 2020

The Working Man 

Some one who doesn't take oppurtunities to get ahead; too honest The opposite of a hustler

A bus driver who works 9-5 5 days a week compared to a club promoter who runs the local gambling ring.

"The Working Man is a Sucka!"

The Working Man by Crankshot7 June 28, 2007

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

The Blumpkin Man by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

man the cannon by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014

Dan the panini man 

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

Dan the panini man by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020