goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT
by Anyways_so January 20, 2021
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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.
by Goblin king April 17, 2019
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Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.
“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it
by Real ass dude April 05, 2022
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coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.
Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.
by dungeonmasterjake November 21, 2019
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shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad
Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
by JBreezy gets bitchez June 02, 2011
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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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