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Sara: Hey Jillian, who is the most amazing person out there?
Jillian: Are you kidding me??? You already know that answer, it’s Eve!
Sara: Hell yeah!!!
Jillian: Are you kidding me??? You already know that answer, it’s Eve!
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Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*
Me : you’re beautiful.
Me : you’re beautiful.
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