Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.

all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.

by jai_ June 1, 2023

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Corporate strike

Similar to a union strike but one made by a corporation as a whole.

Sony went on corporate strike.

by theropingeffect August 14, 2016

Nova Corporation

Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.

Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?

Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.

by tfkcrkk February 19, 2024

corporate criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage or very intelligent.

That german guy is a corporate criminal.

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

Corporate Dirtbag

A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.

I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.

by portapattie May 9, 2023

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023