World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.)

A fictitious secret government organization that controls: media, politics, economy, healthcare, and more in the Carlos Lerma universe.

The World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.) took Logan Wright in to bargain silence after he found the cure for cancer.

by swtffdua April 6, 2023

Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.

Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!

by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025

Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.

"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."

by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025

corporate company

Refined Lot Lizards (prostitutes) for truck drivers.

Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!

by gottano April 20, 2014

corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason

Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night

by duemoturion June 10, 2017

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

Corporate

A female that is feisty, uptight and hard-working but also friendly.Always after Business deals and involved in anything that has to do with Finance. She makes the best deal in the Organization.
Corporate does not like overfamilarity.

Get corporate to do the negotiations.

by Angel Ginny February 15, 2020