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con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019
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Con

The type of guy to make shit memes and think he is funny. Social awkward spastic who won’t show his face to anybody in the real world (More time because he is clapped). The type of guy to make fun of kids with depression and has never had a conversation more than “Hi” or “Yes” to any girl
Girl 1 : Look at that weird kid

Girl 2 : Yeah that’s Con

Girl 1 : ewwww
by yhyhygm May 30, 2019
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Chaka Con

nickname for noted anti-trans dickbag Chaya Raichik
when stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik blinks twice her toothless, violent army calls in bomb threats and pollutes school-board meetings. she is Chaka Con, and is probably the dumbest of Elmo Musky's gal pals.
by Uncle Joosie March 4, 2024
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Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024
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Con Enzo

Wannabe strong leader and ladies man with a chilled aura, but fails and is exactly the opposite: Drama-queen who is a B-team loser prospect that will never make it to the A-team
The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser
by Enzoofficial September 2, 2020
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Grifter and a Con Artist

He's doing the exact same thing Jordan Peterson is doing.
Hym "If Andrew Tate is Grifter and a Con Artist how is Jordan Peterson not? The both even have their own little academy!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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