caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.

Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!

by poowacko May 23, 2016

kelsie con

a beautiful girl who feels like a dumb stupid ugly fat bitch but isn’t one in the slightest

omg kelsie con is so pretty

by school is gey July 26, 2020

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Con

An abbreviation for "Comic Con". Often referring to San Diego Comic Convention International.

"Are you going to Con this year?"
"Maybe, can you hook me up with a badge?"

by correlation_lee July 13, 2024

E-Con

Short for "Enemy Controller", a good card in the video game "Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links" that can steal your opponent's monsters.

Gunsblazing: E-Con take! Attack for game!

by TheOGTomato March 24, 2021

tengo con que quererte

Means you have something to fight them with.

Te voy a matar

Vente aquí tengo con que quererte

by ELReezyBelico May 24, 2022

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010