Christopher

Christopher is a very funny guy, when you get to meet this man he can seem strange. But he is very funny, goofy, and extremely sensitive. He is an awesome partner, and will be respectful toward women. He is a soul with a lot of love to give. Christopher has anger issues but that's only when you say rude stuff and talk crap He will also be your forever partner in crime

Cheers to the people out there that are named Christopher

by TheunkownMaker March 15, 2023

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool

Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Christopher

A bitch

Christopher is a bitch

by Ykjss November 20, 2023

Christopher Daniel Anderson

Christopher Daniel Anderson is a totes chill dude yo.

"Yo have you met Christopher Daniel Anderson?"
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."

by pp enlongator July 7, 2021

Christopher

A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉

Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”

by Raerae_<3 July 31, 2018