Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

The angry Eiffel tower

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!

Did you sleep with my girl? Yea! Alright only way to settle this is to do the angry Eiffel tower!

by Jmac0808 June 6, 2018

Tilt my towers

Tilt my towers is a term horny 12 year old use

I asked Jessie to tilt my towers in year 5 after I got a boner from watching fortnite porn

by Little Fortnite Kid January 22, 2021

Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021

Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.

Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!

by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023

World Tower Defense

the game that is never playtested and needs an insane amount of grinding for new players.

Player 1: This game is too grindy for early players.
Player 2: Sounds like World Tower Defense, I wasted a month getting mecha.

by The Real Nathan December 18, 2022