North Haven is a small town in the heart of Southern Connecticut. The town is mostly made up of Italians who tend to consume a diet of Longhini sausages. The men of the town love wearing white tank tops, which are commonly referred to as "wife beaters" and the woman wear lots of fake designer such as Foui Vuiton and Fucci. Popular names in the town are Anthony/Tony, Giovanni, Nick/Nico and Matt. Girl names popular in the town are Gina, Gianna, Nicolina, Juliana, Sophia and Alana. Dads in the town are typically plumbers, staunch catholics, and follow rec basketball standings religiously. Many people own pick up trucks and are members of the NRA.
Oh, you are from North Haven?
I wonder if you live in a McMansion with a decrepit boat in your backyard.
I wonder if you live in a McMansion with a decrepit boat in your backyard.
by anonymous January 28, 2021
Get the North Havenmug. by FUCK NORTH KOREA October 11, 2020
Get the North Koreamug. A small chihuahua who is of Jamaican and English heritage. Loves to bum off everyone and eat peoples fingers. He is also known as ‘the weird kid’. Also loves kids.
by ThomasGreen1 July 18, 2023
Get the William northmug. The coast is home to the mini redneck riviera that is Carolina Beach. Wilmington is home to more drug addicts and convicts with a southern twang then you can count! The piedmont is home to the mighty Bull City. Durham is a gangster city and spawned the hell-demons known as the 83 Babies. While you’re there you can enjoy the gangster classic “Welcome to Durham”, a documentary that actually paints Durham in a realistic light, fucc Duke! Then North Cakolackey has Asheville… a bizarre city full of weirdos, convicts, hardcore drug work camps, and prisons! Asheville is in the mountains, and despite it being a supposed “liberal” city, the only liberals there are actually the yankee transplants nobody likes and the college students. The real inhabitants are old Cackolackey mountain folk. On your way to Asheville you can enjoy a highway adorned with gigantic rebel flags, marking your go-to destinations for your best deals for a pound of high speed chicken feed. Yes indeed, North Cack is a DRUGGED OUT state. It’s also the 6th blackest state in the nation, so even all the way up in the mountains you can enjoy many authentic ghettos for your must-have fentanyl needs. Oh yeah, North Carolina is a VERY southern state. You haven’t heard a drawl until you’ve spoken to a real North Carolinian.
Oh North Carolina is soooo much better then South Carolina… no, I’ve never ventured passed my college campus… oh wait, yes I have! I go down town! And hiking in the woods! I’m from New York but I know sooo much about this state that I feel I should write the definition here for North Carolina!
by FuccUbanDic November 16, 2022
Get the North Carolinamug. by Yandhi'ing November 19, 2022
Get the North Dakotamug. The northern latitudes of Australia. States in the Deep North are generally poorer, hotter, more humid, more conservative, and more prone to cyclones than its more poleward cousins. In the USA, this would be called the Deep South.
A: "I can't believe my fellow Queenslanders voted against gay marriage."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! September 12, 2013
Get the The Deep Northmug. by RaidtheNorth February 4, 2010
Get the Raid the Northmug.