Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022

ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 29, 2021

richard evans

He is in love with Misa Amane

Richard Evans

by MisaLoverXXX May 25, 2015

megan evans

Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.

Megan Evans isa girl I will no one can resist

by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017

evan rosa

has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics

“dude evan rosa just snapped me”

“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”

“ yo what the fuck”

by jwalden1878 October 16, 2019

Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020