a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
Get the danger zone chestmug. Danger Phoenix is a pretty good ROBLOX Wrestler. He had won the WWR Champion once at WWR Mania 3 against Loicy. He also had won the Global Championship at WWR which the Global Champion was first won by him. Phoenix also had defended WWR TV Championship every night when he was Danger Blade to prove he was actually.. UNSTOPPABLE! The current feds he is in right now is WWR, ERW and RWW! As we know Danger Phoenix is trying to find more feds to join.
by Duckyize August 14, 2021
Get the Danger Phoenixmug. by Ghost2guy February 25, 2024
Get the Danger zonemug. A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
by dangerous babe August 18, 2016
Get the dangerous babemug. When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.
Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022
Get the Dangerous Doggyballsmug. by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug.