boot Asian

A well-groomed (often female) Asian that typically wears boots, usually paired with tight pants that accentuate their lean frames.

A boot Asian will also likely have a supple, shining coif and accessorize in haute couture. He/she probably received a middling to high-end education and owns at least one Club Monaco shirt and Givenchy bag.
"There were hella boot Asians at this party. I was expecting LARPing premed grads from UCI... I was wrong."

"Damn, check out that boot Asian freeboobing near the Shiseido counter. She's making my girl look like a soccer mom selling funnel cake."
by bootsfriend December 05, 2011
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Asian Tonight

Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.
What do you want to have tonight?”
Asian tonight please
by Pig Tonight September 12, 2009
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Asian Bangbang

The act of watching some good Asian porn.
Dan: Man, I'm really in the mood to watch some good Asian porn.
Lucy: You need to watch some Asian Bangbang.
by Dirty*Dan January 08, 2012
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Bad Asian

A person whose ethnicity stems from Asia and defies the Asian stereotype of being a goody good. A bad Asian likes to party, whether it be swear, drink, or smoke.
Tina "I was so fucking wasted last night. I lost my purse with all of my money and weed."

Jenny "Tina, you are such a bad Asian."
by SlowsDown December 09, 2011
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asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.
by R. Kemp April 24, 2005
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caucasian asian

one who is 1/2 Asian and 1/2 white
Yo, I hear Brad Nakanishi hooked up with Katie Card cause she likes Caucasian Asians
by J. Danger February 26, 2007
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Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...
"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."
by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011
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