That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.

Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!

by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

I said NOT to do it

What they are doing to me is illegal it violates harassment law and they aren't actually protecting kids and they are doing I regardless of whether or not I'm working more or less than them and it has nothing to do with. What Rick is talking about when uses his No True Scottsmen fallacy to describe me creating AI is talking about what I did in my personal free time and his intent is to harass me about the fact that I have yet to be paid and when one of the customers tells him "Come on Rick, that's enough" what she is talking about is the harassment that she knows that he is doing. And when an old lady cracks her head on the flood and we need to call an abundance, that is proof that he ain't doing it because he just cares so much about human life that he thinks people who threatens kids need to be harassed or he gives a fuck about women or something. And, it isn't even that I make his life harder. I actually am only there to make his job easier. That is why I am on the schedule. And it's not analogous to how I treated Noah. It's the exact same as how I was treated AT THE OTHER JOB. Except instead of a mentally retarded molestee it's by a mentally retarded fat bald possible molestee. I'm not actually keeping track of who is getting molested and who isn't. The only way for that retard to be better than me is for me to murder your kids. And that's what he wants.

Hym "I said NOT to do it. I told you what you would likely think and that it was going to backfire. Unlike you want whatever happens to happen. In which case it's like Soul Eater. They are the meister and I'm the weapon. THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! I'M LIKE WONDER WOMAN! I'M THE GOD SLAYER!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Said

The best father in the world

Ahh Said is such an incredible man

by Louloulou22lou November 21, 2021

That's What She Said

A phrase used to point out something that if out of context, would be sexual. It originally derived from "The Office."

*near the Empire State Building*

"It's so big!"

"That's what she said-"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021

less be said

A substitute for ‘sn’ (say nuttin) and ‘say less’

It signifies that everything is understood and no more needs to be spoke

Felix: yo AJ I’ll need the Mary Jane by 3pm.
AJ: ight less be said my jigga

by Mdot2Splashy November 22, 2020

Said Boyfriend

when a girl says she has a said boyfriend she means it's a boy who acts as her boyfriend but isn't they are most likely friend with romantic benefits

"Oh is that Leah's new boyfriend?"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"

by ilovemenlollol333 December 21, 2021