A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
Get the Fart Meisermug. A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
Get the fart baloonmug. by Adman12 September 11, 2005
Get the cunt fartmug. A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.
by MikeNJ December 28, 2005
Get the fart cannonmug. A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.
"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."
by Ophious July 18, 2014
Get the tuna fartmug. by Light Joker August 18, 2004
Get the old fartmug. by Dickfacemcgeeno3 February 14, 2018
Get the Emilia Fartmug.