squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

by Marigol September 28, 2023

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Kickflip test

A kickflip done when ever you get new things that you use to skate e.g deck, shoes, wheels etc. that essentially detirmines how your life with that new thing will be.

Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.

Person A: "Oh man I got new thunder trucks and a new deck the other day."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."

by Milk__Em November 25, 2016

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

caber test

a test of strength. From the caber toss, wherein one tosses the caber to prove how strong one is.

He thinks that the exams are a caber test.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...

This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.

by Zahyo March 3, 2023