the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

test

something that a dirty boyfriend lies about getting
see also STD

chris said he got a test, but the fucker was lying

by katerina October 20, 2003

test

1) A test, you are testing some thing

2) A test in the school

1) TEST, 123... Bwahaha

2) A paper filled with boring questions that you should answer

by XiTER May 26, 2003

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.

While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.

by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019