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Future Tap 

This refers to tap that but not yet. As in the girl is way too young, but you think she would be tappable in the near to not so near future. Works kinda like dibs
Twelve year old girl walks by:

Ryan: I'd tap that.

Ted: Dude! That's gross, but I'd so future tap that!!
Future Tap by BigOleBag March 14, 2008

Love Tap 

Love Tap; a sign of affection show by a simple smack, hit, or "tap", to the back of the head. mainly used to cover up a slap.
"Did you just slap me ?"
"No, that was a love tap, it was all out of love."
Love Tap by bruceeeLE November 28, 2009
Related Words
tap tapped tapout tap-that Tape tap in taper tapeworm tapping tap water

Complimentary Tap 

Noun. Complimentary Tap can be defined as having sex with a women that would not normally suit your scale of standards.
Alright dude, I'll give her the complimentary tap so you could get some nice poonani.
Complimentary Tap by Vinn3h84 August 1, 2010

Somalian tap 

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap
Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap
Somalian tap by faggotjoe June 5, 2016

window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.
Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle
window tap by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020

He's One Tap

A phrase commonly used by annoying swines who play fortnite, used in scenarios where the player they have damaged has been brushed with a bullet but they insist they are low
He's One Tap by needfriends? June 1, 2018

this is spinal tap 

U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....
"Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em")
this is spinal tap by heehee July 29, 2004