Table Genie

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::

by au4040 December 12, 2006

tabby dick

a guy who can't get his dick up

Melony: "How'd last night go?"

Cassandra: "Fucking sucked. He's a tabby dick"

by fckfuckfuckfuckyu August 31, 2010

taban

In Persian, this name means the sun is shining.
If you met a girl with this name, it's like the most beautiful and most moral girl in the world.
They help their friends kindly with difficulty.
They are like the angels of God:)
M.M

taban is the most Beautiful in the world?
yea.
really?
yea.

by __.sup.__.guy.__ August 17, 2018

Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

by Drew M. November 28, 2006

Tabnabs

Tea break for North Sea Tigers

Tabnabs time - typically 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. offshore.

by Phil Anders December 4, 2006

Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.

I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

by assange April 13, 2011