Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

homer simpson

The fat stupid cop from the show Police Cops.

"Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's!" - Homer Simpson

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

ashlee simpson

Well.. She has a good band.

Also: (n) When the first thing that comes to mind when you're in trouble is... HO-DOWN

Gives up on "Fall... With you, I fall so fast"

by sk1 October 27, 2004

Sympathy pain

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.

We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.

by Timstuff June 13, 2010

Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

symphoniac

a person who loves to listen to symphonic metal..
This is a fairly new genre and may be a bit unknown.

they listen to:
nightwish, lacuna coil, Sonata Arctica etc.

by Zrcalo of EMS June 21, 2005

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006