You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the The Relative Surprisemug. A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand
Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.
by Yourmamaisallama August 7, 2019
Get the Surprise, AZmug. by Porkey hog December 26, 2013
Get the Porky surprisemug. by Matt September 26, 2003
Get the Surprise Juicemug. When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.
"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
by Newman July 26, 2008
Get the Mung Surprisemug. When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprisemug.