studimyers

n. someone stupid. not usually used as an insult, but rather a buddy name.

"hey, studimyers!"
"yo, betch"

by hey look a text feild January 22, 2009

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

studying for Jeopardy

Attempting to learn a broad amount of knowledge without a clear and focused goal. Derived from the idea of studying for the game show Jeopardy, a show were general knowledge and trivia questions from a large number of subjects are asked.

Trying to prepare for the AP English exam is like studying for Jeopardy.

by Vital Forces September 19, 2012

Studnicky

A lady on the streets but a freak in the bed. Can be found sluggin' around.

Dude that bitch is such a Studnicky

by Sugarbun August 26, 2013

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016