Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

adrenaline squirt

When a female (or male) achieves a high enough level of adrenaline the body converts it to pleasure, thus causing an expel of bodily fluids of a sexual nature.

When Mary jumped out of the airplane, she experienced an adrenaline squirt.

by Why_it_is_i_Jimbles_Notronbo August 8, 2016

squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.

Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.

by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.

The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women

by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020