squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

Squird

A hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.

Person: Man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
Person: Ikr, like comeone, get it right

by 🙈😂 April 19, 2015

squirtia

the tips of the woman balls, if you know what I mean😏 they are often bouncy, round, and gorgeous!!!!!!!!

"Man, those squirtias are smokin' hot!" skank boob nipple slut tits

by Lanceguinconc December 1, 2015

squirting orgasm

When a girl squirts.

The girl masturbated so much she had a squirting orgasm.

by Leahbieber January 18, 2017

squirrel shot

Getting a glimpse of a woman's pubic hair.

While I was sitting in class, Mrs. MacDougal gave me a squirrel shot.

by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

Squirrel climb

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

by ThePriest69420 September 11, 2020