Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.

Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.

by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011

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squeeze

your man-lover, dude.

"So, was that guy posting for you your squeeze?"
"What's a squeeze?"
"your man-lover, dude."

by volucris March 18, 2008

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Squeege

n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss

Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.

by Randy Gato August 9, 2010

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A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.

That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.

by Pseudonymfake November 3, 2013

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