sloth.sir

the fruitiest mf ever

Also known as fruit cup, sus, and gay

"Hey dude I'm gay"
"Just like sloth.sir my least favorite mutual🥺"

by dumbass.rat July 21, 2021

slothball

A teenager who is just plain nasty doesn't shower sleeps in his dirty room which consist of a computer nasty clothes food plates they don't clean up after themselves

That christian boy is such a slothball

by Xtian slothball July 22, 2021

slothensteined

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.

Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

smooth like crinimal

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"

dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe

by urbouluvsurman April 12, 2022

Skooths

Very hot/attractive/sexy person. If someone calls you a skooths it is most likely that they are trying to flirt with you because being called a skooths is basically the largest compliment on the planet. You are probably very very VERY short and gay. ;)
Please keep being sexy!

Person 1: Hey Skooths! I like your Wilbur Soot merch! :D
Skooths: thanks darling, you too! ;))

by yourmommyhasanucecock May 19, 2022

Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

sloth-mode

1. Seeming to move in a very slow fashion to get things done much like the sloth animal. 2. Moving slow and lacking sense or urgency.

1. Thanks to my Brother being stuck in sloth-mode we missed the bus!

2. Wow, there is so much to do today but I am in sloth-mode.

by QtstCareBearEver76 September 24, 2022