sofa

Sweater Over Fat Ass.

The sofa is an accessory worn by big-assed girls.

by Michael Mohney September 30, 2005

sofamancy

(n.) The art of sitting on a blessed couch, sofa, or other such furnitures, consuming copious amounts of alcohol, in an effort to magikally affect positive outcomes in sporting events viewed remotely via digital viewing apparatuses.

I used the powers of sofamancy on Sunday, and my fantasy team fucking banished Dave to the shawdow realm.

by WatsonNHomies October 7, 2018

Sofia

A sofia is very kind thoughtfull she has all the boys at her knees and a snap of the fingers shes got millions of boys all over her sofias can bite especially if u backstab them sofias are athletic succesful and hard working they also have a scence of style and is incredibley popular everyone wants to be a sofia and are very jelous of the life shes living shes favorited by all and looks best in blue she is the most prettiest girl of all and has good advice at the ready.

Stranger 1 that girls amazing at everything she must be a sofia

by LuvScarlett June 9, 2019

Sofia

Sofia is a very crazy, sweet, entertaining girl. She is beautiful, probably, the most stunning girl you will ever meet. She is very inclusive friend-wise and can cheer you up just by being there. She always loves making people and having a good laugh herself. If you cross her (and you will), she will knock you into next week. Sofia's are usually wise. Their best friends names are (usually), Bella, Cathy, Isabella, Isabelle, etc. If you get a Sofia keep her, she tends to fall for the bad boys, so steer her on track. 😉 Love y'all, byyeeee.

Sofia: Bye, boys... and Cathy (Sofia walks away into the distance)
Boy 1: (whistles) (While staring at Sofia)
Boy 2: She's mine (While staring at Sofia)
Cathy: Hey you're my boyfriend (at Boy 2) (While giving Boy 2 a deathly glare)
Boy 2: I didn't want it to come to this... (Staring at Sofia)
Cathy: Ughhh #notcoolzies (Rolling her eyes)
Sofia: You know I am dating someone... Right?! (Rolling her eyes... continues walking)

by Swaggger11111 April 24, 2019

Sofia

A Sofia is a kind and trustworthy friend.(though she may bully you) she has extreme strength and loves to tell off annoying people (Andreas) she can probably break your arm but she is the best of friends

Everyone needs a Sofia in their life

Look at dat gal! Her names Sofia

by Hehheehhdfhjrhturfj October 21, 2019

Sofia

Sofia is the kid that just yeets you across the room for stealing her food.

You: Hey Sofia can I ju-
Sofia: DIE YOU SINNER *smacks your hand*
You: Well, OK

by -skeet- October 30, 2019

Sofia

I love Sofia. She is the nicest prettiest drug dealer I know. Bossman Sofia will just make your life better! She normally likes boy if their initials are: JH BH NB BM. Sofia is the best person in my life right now. lol

“I love Sofia soooo much”

by Zozyyyy March 10, 2020