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snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.
"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"
by JayDIck July 1, 2024
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Snot-corn

Corn that went up your windpipe, and went back into your mouth or out your nose.

You can still eat it even though it was in your nose
Wow that was one big snot-corn I swallowed
by Baoislemmjng September 27, 2024
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Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage
Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier
by Howard Towers December 8, 2020
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snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole
Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore
by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017
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snot fox

When you spit a decent sized loogie in someone's asshole and fist them vigorously directly afterward
I got snot foxxed hard last night bro.
by Mickle angle low December 31, 2017
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008
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