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sitting on a couch

It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:

Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"

Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"

Example 2:

Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???

Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."

Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
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sitting right

termed by X-to-the-Z Xzibit on the popular show, Pimp My Ride. Refers to a new set of rims/tires that are much hotter than the factory se. In most cases, bigger wheels, lower profile tires. But when refering to a offroad vehicle...bigger tires and smaller rims. Can also refer to the way a car has been lowered or raised. Basically, one bad ass ride.
"Daaaaaaaamn, dat whip be sittin right dawg!"
by gb_junkie May 13, 2005
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shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say
Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
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shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.
oh man, today I was shitting monsters.
by armyman1982 April 6, 2010
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slutting to the max

When no stone is left unturned to become slutty.
Geez she's "slutting to the max"!

Eg: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan
by doggy-g September 26, 2010
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sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
by Textzitter December 6, 2011
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Splitting Glass

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join
by Idiotic July 27, 2013
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