The slippery avocado
The slippery avocado by Pseugay July 23, 2017
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born slippery
To be dodgy. A litle bit whoooo and a little be oooooo. A geezer. From the the wrong side of the tracks. Know what I mean? LUVERLEEE....
born slippery by Tony October 8, 2003
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Max and the Slippery Lizards
also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
Max and the Slippery Lizards by dickheads123 February 12, 2009
The Slippery Penguin
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
The Slippery Penguin by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
the slippery condom
Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
the slippery condom by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
The Slippery Jew
One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
The Slippery Jew by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
The Slippery Shrek
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
The Slippery Shrek by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022