Sizeist 

A person against a specific size.

The school wanted large pencil cases but nothing small, they are sizeist.

Sizeist by opheliadealia January 1, 2018

Cunt-Sized 

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

Cunt-Sized by Colonus September 3, 2010

Pocket sized sluts

Midgets that want to have sex.

Ricky and Bryan found to pocket sized sluts to fuck.

Pocket sized sluts by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

sized up 

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

sized up by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels 

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

up-sized wheels by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005

bonni sized 

little. small.

that man is bonni sized!!

bonni sized by molly gillette February 10, 2009

life sized dingleberry 

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

life sized dingleberry by jkmd April 24, 2008