by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
Get the National Preston Simons Daymug. by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020
Get the Simonemug. 
Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. #Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
by Semon the great June 9, 2018
Get the Simonmug. A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
Get the Simon Jonesmug. by Meezicle October 28, 2022
Get the Tom Simonsmug.