Shmudgy

The act of farting immediately followed by repeatedly wiping your hand up and down your butt crack followed by caressing your loved ones hair or face

Greg gave Rebecca a really good shmudgy the morning after a long night of eating Spicy chicken

by Fart masters February 15, 2021

Shredder betty

Female snowboarder. Tomboy of the slopes.

That shredder Betty just wiped out!

by Akoivu March 13, 2021

Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.

You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.

by bleedbleed January 21, 2021

Shred and Illy

A hot couple who fucks regularly. Shred has a fat kok and illy rides it like a champ

Shred and illy are perfect together

by ShredBundy April 9, 2021

Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

by somefuckerwithafish April 25, 2021

Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax

Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.

by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021

Shredding

Just going real sweaty on something.

“Dude you’re shredding that game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021