Shitty Titers

When you poop with hard nipples

The other day I had a terrible cause of the Shitty Titers and destroyed the toilet

by Shitty Titers man January 9, 2021

Shitrim

When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.

Fuck I’m out of toilet paper, I guess I’ll shitrim again.

by LingoMango January 9, 2021

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021