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the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.
Self explanatory.
by Jeff July 12, 2003
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slackercore

A subculture founded by bored teenage girls in virginia. Includes slacker cross country runners and slacker students and generally slackerish people.

Slackercore people usually are identified by "XslcX" on their hands/fingers. They must show some devotion to slacking; they only work hard at slacking.
Look at that slackercore girl. God, what a slacker. I wish I was as slackercore as her."
by Fletchy October 9, 2006
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spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.
by clamshanker April 4, 2010
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taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.
Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."
by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010
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smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker December 12, 2008
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shocker

Two in the Jackpot, One in the Balloon Knot
Two in the clam, One in the Ham
Two in the queef box, One in the Fart Box
Two in the squid, One in the skid
Two in the pouch, One in the OUCH!!!
In order to Shocker you must put her in the splits and poke her where she shits.
by dcdc220 October 20, 2006
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