Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Seven

Probably the luckiest number there is. I don’t know why but the number seven just shows up everywhere.

Omg I just saw the number seven again!

by Berniesandersismydaddy March 16, 2020

seven days

a joke/insult telling someone that they have seven days left to live

dude: I Like hwasa
me: seven days...
dude: WTF!!!

by ImFriedAsf June 1, 2020

The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.

There goes the biggest bitch of the seven seas.

by dcomad September 19, 2020

Seven

n. Handgun ( FN Herstal Five Seven/ Ruger 5 Seven)/ caliber (5.72x28)

Damn...bro put da seven on his ass, so he better not move.

by Mopar392 October 15, 2020

eleven-t-seven

It's the largest number there is.

Me: how was school today if you what did you learn
Nephew: eleven-t-seven is bigger than a Google

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

Twelvity Seven

When you have had more than you should.

How many bongs we have smoked this morning.

What round are we on? I think we just hit Twelvity Seven.

by Bissextile October 21, 2013