Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019

Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.

Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!

by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...

by Lucky180 March 4, 2020

Sethleton

(pronounced seth-lll-ton) -a noble steed! he will make you feel like a million bucks. His jokes can be a bit derpy at times, but sethleton will never fail to make you smile. Derpy as fuck, with a charm that will blow your mind.

Sethleton was on point today in class, he couldn't stop talking about his robot friends that worked his forearms. He is stronger then us all.

by amariep June 29, 2020

Settling in

When you move into a new house, you eat, shit in the new toilet, and wank all at the same time to become accustomed to your new surroundings.

Hey dude, hows the new place have you been settling in well?

by jjh927 September 13, 2020

seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii

everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position

by lukethaduke October 1, 2020