Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth

Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!

by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Semen Huffer

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.

*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"

by motharoth November 24, 2021

Semenating

Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.

Semenating

Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!

by EMVAT2113 May 27, 2024

chug a gallon of gorilla semen

why the fuck would you search this

i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning

by YO what the fuck July 17, 2019

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024