cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

Yemen Semen

semen from yemen shipped in vodka bottles.

I want a bottle of Yemen Semen.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023

Semenate

Semenate is a hotter word ejaculate

why did u semenate on my floor

by Valaciousgal December 3, 2022

Frank Semens

When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.

“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”

by bham69420 December 27, 2022

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy

After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.

by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018