semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 25, 2021

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

Everlasting semen stopper

Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.

I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.

by Snowynostril October 26, 2025

Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.

Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.

by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023

ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole

He had some ninja semen

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024