semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

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semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

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Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy

After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.

by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018

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semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

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Semen demon

Semen demons tend to live inside teenagers rooms. Teenagers have the most semen and they tend to feed off of it. They also attack you mid masturbation they do that because they can smell your semen gaping inside of you.

Me: masturbating semen demon starts to suck my dick ferociously.

by Rhrudurhudjeh September 15, 2021

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