by GhostlyVbucksLOL November 20, 2023

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com
Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025

People named this most likely have gel spiked hair with glasses that over exaggerate their eye size.
by dominno June 2, 2025

sebastian the most sweet and smart guy I know cares about his family and friends and a special someone he might not tell her how he feels but he loves she to death and will do anything to see her smile and he is very funny,cute and loves to play soccer and he is tall if you have a sebastian in your life don't let him go like did tell him how you feel he might feel the same way you never know.😭😫🤧#i let him go #miss him
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by lizbeth ruby October 3, 2018

A man who has great voice when it comes to standing up for others and speeches. Although there have been hard times for him, he always finds ways to make it better. He loves all of his friends and cherishes them. And although he can be dimwitted at times, he does his best to make people laugh and try hard. He loves his family very much, even though he can be rude most times. He will do anything to make his friends and family happy
by sev2007 March 6, 2022

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024

this guy is the biggest cheater you will ever find,first he is such a cheater and he will rat you out no matter what and dont even start with his obsession of lying
girl-oh that guy is cute
his ex- who?! sebastian... no girl you dont want him he is the biggest cheater ever! and lies
his ex- who?! sebastian... no girl you dont want him he is the biggest cheater ever! and lies
by jeffery.... January 11, 2022
