Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

Scaffoldologist

A person to assemble the scaffolding for elevated construction.

On the resume, scaffoldologist sounds more professional than a carpenter's helper.

by anonymous July 7, 2022

scruffmeister

To be scruffy, In all the right ways.
The scruffmeister usually possesses three distinct characteristics.
1. 3-5 day old rocker scruff.
2. “Proficient in consuming pudding cups with out a spoon.” Included in their resume.

3. Rings

(Expert level) Seen accompanied by the same girl as the night before; never more that three consecutive nights though.

“Oh shit Rebecca, I’d totally let that scruffmeister have his way!”

by The Scruffmeister September 12, 2022

scoffed by the hand

To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.

"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"

by pie r squared September 25, 2022

scaffeling

being a broke bitch

why are you scaffeling,man?
im scaffeling this month because i lost my job

by dirtyhooker69420 October 6, 2022

Scoff

A big meal. The word is used in Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

"I made a big ol' scoff, want some?"
"Sure, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022

Scofftiscism

So skeptical that the only logical response is to "scoff" at such a thing being true

I don't really know if I like your scofftiscism "scoffy mcScofferton"

by Green which plant daddy and bo January 28, 2023