Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
Get the Walsall screw melonmug. An adjective or mostly used as a word for tradies describing the action of screwing nail or bolt into an object for structure,
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
by Dylan_2468 October 28, 2019
Get the Screwmug. by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024
Get the Two squirrels screwing in a wool sockmug. screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.
Max screwed me out of what was due me.
Max screwed me out of what was due me.
by camotacastro February 11, 2017
Get the screw out ofmug. When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parademug. The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.
by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013
Get the Screw Voyagemug. by bob!bj January 28, 2022
Get the im screwedmug.