Schrödinger's Feminist

When a woman takes the form of 'independent of men' or 'dependent on men', based on which state serves her interest best.

Schrödinger's Feminist:
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.

Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.

by ika tan April 2, 2024

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

Schrolic

Useless, pure disappointment or hatred against one or multiple. Often used (By me) to be very offensive to one's being.

Man 1: "You're such a Schrolic piece of trash!"

Man 2: "Ouch, I don't even know what that means, but it sound offensive."

by A-Critiq April 16, 2024

Schrolic

Useless, hatred, or just pure disappointment. Often used (by me) to be very offensive in some cases.

Man 1: "You're a piece of Schrolic trash!"

Man 2: "What does that even mean?? It sounds offensive."

by A-Critiq April 16, 2024

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.

Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”

by thekingggg April 28, 2024