Stranded At Sea

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

by BSHAK July 27, 2011

Sea King

A person who conquers more than 5 impossile situations in sequence.

They call Larry a sea king. He's who I talk to whenever the Pine Brook people start getting crazy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020

Sea Urchin

Synonym : Uni (pronounced Oo-ni), Mango
A black person who acts like an Asian. Black outside, yellow inside.

There are so many Sea Urchins here in Chinatown! I don't know why.

by Shiine-1 May 6, 2022

sea ottering

sex or and sexual act

they were sea ottering all night

by xavier johnson February 16, 2006

sea breeze

When a person is sitting on a vault latrine, suddenly slamming down the lid on the other side of the latrine, creating a breeze which will travel through the vault latrine to the occupant on the other side.

I gave my friend a sea breeze while he was taking a crap.

by MPB January 20, 2005

sea monster

fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.

That sea monster came out of no where!

by Rollom August 5, 2005