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Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

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1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef
by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008
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the ringer

large duffle bag full of dirty undies "the whites".

Hoped to be passed of as duffle bag full of cash.
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Ranger fans

The shame of Scotland, like to sing songs about child abuse and are unwelcome every where they go.
A true rangers fan will use his giro to buy the new top rather than feed his 12 kids.
Ranger fans have got their club fined twice by Uefa and taken before the SFA because of their behavior.
by rangersfansandfacksdontgo December 7, 2007
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rangers

A dance group from southern california. They blow minds with real jerk dances and sweet moves. They put lots of badass videos out on youtube. They were gone but now they back.
by yuhhhhhh23 July 27, 2009
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Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
by Jodiii May 23, 2011
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ringer

its the ringing sound u hear in your head after a massive hoot of crack
i got a ringer from that rock we smoked lastnite
by cocainebeautifuLL October 3, 2007
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Ranger Sit-Ups

n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.
"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."
by crissmichaels September 27, 2009
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